New car

I bought a new (used) car. Fuck yeah. It is a 2008 Toyota Corolla. So basically a sex machine. I am going to be up to my NECK in pussy. It is a manual transmission, though, which means I can no longer eat burritos, update my Facebook status, and put on chap-stick while driving without putting other people at risk of serious physical harm. But after careful consideration, I have decided that is a risk I am willing to take. Originally the salesman said he had to drive the car off the lot for liability purposes for the test drive, but when he got in the car and realized it was a stick, he said, "Um, maybe you should drive it off." I guess he was not comfortable with it. The only problem is that I will have to pay monthly until I am 60 years old. But since I have been riding the 2 almost daily to get to class, I figure I will be slashed by a starving prostitute with a boxcutter before I get to that age. Between mothers hitting their infants, schizophrenic men shouting "bizz-bizz BEE-beeee!" again and again, and flat-out drunk people who apparently are running errands, I expect the daily nuthouse that is that bus to take my life somehow, eventually.

Also microbiology is going well. It is kind of easy actually. I think I have larn’t most of this stuff in other classes. The lab section is quite tedious though.

Also, ladies: stay away from me. You don’t want to get what I got. I was informed by my optometrist that I have meibomianitis, the worst kind. The prognosis is not good. Treatment involves hot towels.