Lasik

Tomorrow I go in for Lasik.

I will recline. I will focus on the MEDITATIVE music and GREEN ambient lighting I selected. A flap will be created on my eyeball with a physical blade. The flap will be opened. The laser will correct the single causative focus problem of my vision. I may smell an acrid smoke. The flap will be closed. Then I will sit up and recover as best I can.

Then I will have sharp vision again!