Bullets

– Betty’s condition less grave than originally thought, still on the out-and-out; Hanson family Christmas likely to be held in a family friend’s house in M-Pizzle instead of Chi-town.

– Moved shit to Olaf; must find carpeting for cold Thorson ground-floor floor.

– Currently considering whether social ineptitude is a big detriment to becoming/being a good doctor, or whether it can be a good thing by allowing you to stay a step removed and look at things as an observer.

– Strange changes in the house, including the appearance of three glowing Ikea orbs in the living room, the sudden replacement of the shower curtain mildew farm, and the recurrent presence of a small cat. Cause of recent happenings still unclear.